508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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