god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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