I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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