Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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