Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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