At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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