Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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