yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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