Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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