smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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