Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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