just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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