is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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