Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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