i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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