i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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