That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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