I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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