my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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