So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize