Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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