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thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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