is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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