Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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