Kiss
Puke
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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