More tranny stories later!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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