He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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