Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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