Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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