Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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