Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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