So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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