You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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