he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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