McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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