it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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