What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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