i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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