Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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