covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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