This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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