Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Randomize
