I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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