I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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