absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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