Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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