Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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