somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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