That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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