Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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