Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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