She said her name was "party"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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