you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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