I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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