The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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